Ficlets

Alright about the dude that got dragged to death by the car. him and my flying car salesman friend never got alon well. Dude (as i called him) was cool and funny and very loud. Well, yesterday we were joking around like we do every saturday and a carful and really hot girls drove by. i told him to chase after them, to see how he would react, but he took me litteraly. he said “sweet great idea! since when are you a genious?” i was stunned and told him no along with some other insults and stuff. basically i was begging. he was gonna make a foll of himself. of course he didn’t listen to me. he never did. alright he went chasing after the car jumped…...and his signature baggy sweatshirt got caught on the bumper and he was dragged to death. strange…...i dont feel guilty. Whatever, back to the story.