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"Why Mrs. Robinson I Do Believe You're Trying To Seduce Me"

Painting for Mrs. Robinson was a nightmare. There was one plus side, she always paid in cash.
Even though she hovered over him and talked non stop about her grandkids, he kept right on painting, saying, ” Oh yeah, that’s cool,” every few minutes.

Every time he neared the end of the project, she found more things to be painted, or pictures to be hung, light bulbs to be changed. All for the original agreed upon price for painting one room. Which inevitably turned into four rooms, six chairs, three tables and one chest of drawers.
The other beauty of painting for an old lady; they can’t always see well, so you don’t need to do your very best job.

The bad part, aside form the cheap labor, was undoubtedly that she wore a skimpy flimsy nightgown, under her too short robe, showing more cleavage than any red blooded American teenage boy cared to see in a female older than his Grand mom.

Please don’t let her bend over, he said to himself.

Eyes on the wall, was his mantra. It’s what got him through the job.

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"Why Mrs. Robinson I Do Believe You're Trying To Seduce Me"
Apostrophe
Posted 2 months ago

ewww-yuck. Thats so gross. I feel your pain. Why do old women try to do that? It never works!! I would seriously say something. Before she takes it too far
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Blusparrow
Posted 2 months ago

I is gross and she is lonley. Interesting story here.
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THX 0477
Posted 2 months ago

Really hope that wasn’t based on personal experience. Kind of a mean twist on the original Mrs. Robinson archetype or situation.
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wytherwings
Posted 2 months ago

uh, ew. gross. she should um… act her age? and that goes for anyone wearing some skimpy little robe wen people are over.
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Ana Cristina
Posted 2 months ago

I’m both grossed out and entertained by the hilarity of this piece. Funny stuff! (And I’m digging your new icon, by the way. It really suits you!)
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Ana Cristina
Posted 2 months ago

I was inspired to write a sequel from Mrs. R’s point of view. I thought it was only fair. ;)
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Tad Winslow
Posted 2 months ago

The title got me chuckling—it’s so innocent and proper sounding.
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thebetweenspace
Posted 2 months ago

Very, very gross. And funny.
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Laine P. Grey
Posted 2 months ago

Oh my goodness! This was, by far, my favorite ficlet that you have written.
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Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 2 months ago

Great writing! Eyes on the wall… hilarious!
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Storykeeper of Fae
Posted 2 months ago

Love the title. I can hear my best friend saying it.
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Kitty Pom-Pom
Posted 2 months ago

that was gross…nice title though!
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