Surviving An Attack

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“All right, class,” the teacher said to his grade 10 students. “Listen up. We have with us Officer Shane McTaggert, and he’s going to talk to you about camping safety. Officer McTaggert.”

“Thank you, Mr. West.” The slightly hefty police officer stood at the front of the class, smiling. “Now, then, how many of you are expecting to go camping this summer with their friends, no adult supervision.” Just over half the class raised their hands.

“Okay, this talk is aimed mostly at you guys and gals.”

“Excuse me, sir,” a boy in the front interrupted. “Is this a talk about underage drinking?”

“No, son,” McTaggert chuckled. “No, today, I’ll be talking to you about how to survive an attack by…”

“Bears.” The same young man. “We had this discussion last week with a park ranger.”

“Yeah, sure, rangers can protect you from bears and cougars and such. But I’m talking about something really dangerous.

“Today, I’ll teach you how to survive an attack by undead, hockey-mask-wearing, machete-wielding serial killers.”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Surviving An Attack

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The dangers of camping when all those serial killers lurk in the woods.
    Funny,love the premise.
    LoA

  2. Surviving An Attack

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny, I like the presumptive kid and the brilliant finale. One small typo, the first time the officer says how to survive ‘and’ attack.

  3. Surviving An Attack

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 2 months ago

    Thanks, thebetweenspace. I missed that one. Corrected. :)

Want to comment on this ficlet? You need to sign in!