Probably missed a count somewhere, but here’s to hoping!

Of course you had to go and make your first word the longest word in the friggin’ dictionary. You overachiever, you. :D
These entries just keep getting better and better – what a cool challenge. I might just do this with my students.
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Oh, and the last sentence made me laugh out loud, rather loudly, I might add.

Yikes! If I came home to that…. I’d be violent and closed minded too!

The sound of that word was something quite atrocious! Plus I missed it on my first reading, but great story!

Haha. Nice job, this made me laugh.
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haaa. nicee.
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A meth lab? Certainly wasn’t expecting that when I started the story. These stories are so much fun.

I feel guilty for laughing. But the last line wiped away my guilt! :D And I laughed again!

Really good entry – I liked the twist ending.

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Brilliant as usual. The guy acts like his wife’s the one doing something wrong.

That was laugh out loud funny! SO didn’t see the “meth” reference coming! Yeah, as a wife, that just MIGHT drive me batty, too!

Funny dialogue.Quirky and odd. Surprise ending. I thoguht they we the Von tropps or something..lol
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“Her eyes were heavy, her patience thin.” I love this line – so evocative!!!

HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAA OMG ….I WOULD HAVE HIT YOU OVER THE HEAD WITH SOMETHING …..YOU CRACK -HEAD……HAHA HAAA VERY FUNNY !!!!

god,,,,i wish the rest of ficleteers are as good as you….you are not boring at all your writings kept reeling me in……..keep on…

Haha I so didn’t expect the drugs. I thought it was a little kid and like a science fair project. Apparently not, huh? You’re so innovative in the way you write…I love it.

Yeah, that came pretty unexpectedly. Very funny.
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Oh, and Ana, some of your students (there’s always one, for some reason) might be able to tell you that the longest word in the dictionary is, in fact, “pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis.”
A disease similar to the Black Lung in which coal miners inhale volcanic dust. Truth.

hmm, I was told that the longest word was antidisestablishmentarienism…but I think yours is longer…