Cosmic Demotion

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

“Pluto!” Jupiter called. “Could you come see me in my orbit for a moment.”

“Sure thing, boss,” Pluto replied, always eager to prove himself. He shifted his orbit and settled in beside the huge gas giant. “What is it, sir?”

“Pluto, ummm…” God, he hated this part of his job. Why couldn’t Sol do it? She’s the centre of the solar system, it should be her responsibility. “Look, kid, I hate to do this, but I’m afraid I have to demote you.”

Pluto stared as if he’d just been hit by a comet. “De… Demote me, sir?” He looked like he would cry.

“Yeah, I know. It sucks. But look at the facts, kiddo. You’re the smallest of us, your orbit isn’t up to spec, and you’ve got a moon almost as big as you are.”

“But…”

“I’m sorry,” Jupiter interrupted, “but management is quite firm. Even Terra, who argued passionately on your behalf, eventually agreed. Your new rank is ‘Dwarf Planet’. I’m sorry, kid.”

As he moved back into his own orbit, Pluto vowed that all nine of them, including Sol, would pay for this insult.

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    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hahaha this was brilliant! I loved it.

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    kells' Buddy Icon kells

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    you WIN AT LIFE . This made me laugh!

    I like the ~*cliffhanger at the end, haha. I wonder what dastardly plan Pluto will come up with?

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    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I absolutely LOVE this.
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    I have thought, from the beginning arguments, demoting Pluto from having the title “planet” to “dwarf planet” was just plain stupid. I can’t wrap my tiny human grey matter around why Pluto’s classification matters here on Earth. (I am quite sure Plutonians are concerned that they now are living on a little Dwarf Planet. ;) Might get fewer Galaxian benefits, or something like that.) I know, get off my soapbox.
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    Great Ficlet!!! Wonderfully entertaining as always!

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very entertaining. The idea of a planet being demoted by management is a truly brilliant cosmic fleshing out of such a silly classification we made on earth.

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    COOL ! And orbit is like office! Awesome job!
    LoA

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