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by thebetweenspace

You look up and grin defiantly. The gang leader realizes that he’ll never break your spirit. He signals for the others to stop. You wait, expectantly. He allows silence to build the tension. The gang waits greedily, thirsty for more blood.

He reaches out his hand, and shakes yours forcefully. “Any fool can take a beating, bra. Not many take it an’ keep respect. That’s off the chain. My name’s Skeletor. We the Black Eyes, not black guys. Don’t be gettin’ it confused or you be cruisin’ for a bruisin’. You hear me, jinglestring?”

“Ain’t no thang, but a chicken wang.”

“Respect. You know what I’m sayin’. Cat here’s Spike, on account that spiky ‘do he sports. Fella wit’ the pipe be Pipe. That’s Scratch right there ‘cuz he ain’t never got any cash. And this here’s Bite ‘cuz he always be bitin’ everybody’s jive ideas. What you be callin’ yourself?”

You say, “Sting ‘cuz I’m the bees knees.”

“So is you in or is you out?” Skeletor asked.

If you is in, go to page 14

If you is out, go to page 15

Comments

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    A. Muse Morrington's Buddy Icon A. Muse Morrington

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That’s it… I’m out for the night. IMPOSSIBLE to write and laugh this hard! The “chicken wang”? Oh, gawd… love it!

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    A. Muse Morrington's Buddy Icon A. Muse Morrington

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    But wait… there’s more! jinglestring?!?!

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    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I seriously laughed out loud. Some of the most outrageously funny dialogue I’ve read in a long time.

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love the decisions at the end: If you is in or if you is out. LOL ! This was one of the funniest pieces you’ve written, tbs.
    LoA

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