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MALARIA VACCINE AND CURE DISCOVERED

POPULATION BOOM EXPECTED IN COMING YEARS , EXPERTS SAY

FOOD PRICES SOAR AS RISING POPULATION IN AFRICA DIVERTS SHIPMENTS TO THE WEST

RATES OF CANNIBALISM IN AN UNEXPECTED RISE

AVERAGE AMERICAN HAS NOW EATEN OR PARTICIPATED IN EATING THREE CLOSE FRIENDS , SURVEY FINDS

PRESIDENT DECLARES NATIONAL STATE OF EMERGENCY WHILE DEVOURING OWN MOTHER

97.34% OF AMERICANS WHO DIED IN THE LAST YEAR WERE KILLED WITH THE SPECIFIC PURPOSE OF PROVIDING FOOD , STUDY SHOWS

POPULATION STEADIES OUT —FOOD PRODUCTION CONTINUES TO RISE AS STANDARD OF LIVING IMPROVES FOR MOST HUMANS

CURE FOR CANCER DISCOVERED