Learning to Love Yourself

by Ana Cristina

Mendez picked it up and shook it. “Hm, I can’t tell what it is. It’s heavy, though.”

“Fork it over, Mr. Rock Hard. I believe it’s addressed to me.”

The card said it was from Tom and Jodi. My stomach turned over and I hesitated over the wrapping paper. It was shiny and covered with chubby, half-naked cherubs. I was guessing Tom hadn’t picked it out, but then again, he had been exhibiting some questionable behavior as of late.

“Open it up already, nancy-boy, the suspense is killing me.”

“All right, all right. Cool your ‘roid rage.” I tore open the wrapper and it was…

“A book? That’s not much of a gift.”

I ignored Mendez as I turned the book over to read its cover. The title was emblazoned all over the front in white, loopy handwriting: Learning to Love Yourself: Finding Your Self-Worth.

I opened the book and found an inscription in a handwriting I didn’t recognize:

To Jordan,
Thank you so, so much for helping us find our one true love. I think this book will help you find yours.
XOXO
Tom & Jodi

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Learning to Love Yourself

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 5 months ago

    By the by, this is an actual book:
    Learning to Love Yourself: Finding Your Self-Worth by Sharon Wegscheider-Cruse.
    You can even look it up on Amazon.

  2. Learning to Love Yourself

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh, my gosh. That’s so horribly cruel! Jodi has got to be stopped! I love her underhanded way of ‘thanking’ him.

  3. Learning to Love Yourself

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’ve got a sequel forthcoming. So, y’know, don’t post anything, tbs. ;-)
    LoA

  4. Learning to Love Yourself

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Tag, you’re it. I’ve sequeled uselessness’s sequel of your sequel. Should that be the order. You, then uselessness, then me, to keep things straight?

  5. Learning to Love Yourself

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 5 months ago

    Sounds good to me. :-)

  6. Learning to Love Yourself

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Didn’t see your proposed sequence until now, tbs. Good idea. So I’ll always post after Ana Cristina. Got it. :-)

  7. Learning to Love Yourself

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Er, that is to say, starting now… ;-)

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