You Two Need To Take This Outside

by thebetweenspace

Reeling from the sudden turn of events, I staggered backward, eying Tom warily. Last time he clobbered me he only did it for the ‘ruse’, so he was actually quite merciful, taking me down in one punch. This time, I sensed I wouldn’t be so lucky.

“You. Did. WHAT ?” Tom shrieked. “How could you kiss my girlfriend behind my back?!”

“Forgetting about the ruse?” I shot back. “Don’t fall for her game. She’s playing all of us! Can’t you see that?”

“Whatever happened to bros before hoes? I feel like a rusty knife has been twisted in my back and by my best friend.”

“Look, Tom.” I said, trying to ease my way out of the bathroom. “Why don’t you take some time and let the rage out of your system? When your head is clear, you’ll see things my way.”

As Tom blocked the door, I once again realized my word-choice had been ill-advised.

Tom punched me in the gut, quite hard. And threw me into my bedroom. Before he could do any more harm, a deep voice said, “No fighting in the dorms. You two need to take this outside.”

Comments

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  1. You Two Need To Take This Outside

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 4 months ago

    uselessness, your it.

  2. You Two Need To Take This Outside

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yay, return of the Lurch! I swear I live for those moments. OK, uselessness, let’s roll. I want my turn! :p
    LoA

  3. You Two Need To Take This Outside

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’m working on it!
    LoA

  4. You Two Need To Take This Outside

    A. Muse Morrington's Buddy Icon A. Muse Morrington

    Posted 4 months ago

    Okay, I gotta admit – I printed this series because I was too greedy (and maybe just a wee bit lazy) to read on a monitor. This is some funny schtuff, you guys!!! From Nancy-boy on, I have been laughing like CRAZY at the twists and turns of events! Can’t wait to read what happens next!

  5. You Two Need To Take This Outside

    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Good news, A. Muse Morrington, the saga continues! ;-)
    LoA

  6. You Two Need To Take This Outside

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’ve just sequeled uselessness, so it’s your turn. :-)

  7. You Two Need To Take This Outside

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Brutally quick, fun stuff. Men in love/lust are dangerous creatures, aren’t they…um, we?

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