Naked Male Insecurity

by Ana Cristina

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Suddenly, Mendez and Tom were throwing punches at me. Jodi had thrust me right into the thick of it. She stood to the side, leering at us.

“I just love naked male insecurity!” She gushed. I went to berate her but then had to quickly duck to avoid Tom’s rapidly approaching fist.

“What the hell? Guys, just stop for a second – Ow! Damnit, Tom! What did you do that for?”

“This is all your stupid fault, Jordan! It was YOUR plan in the first place!”

“Just listen to me for a minute! And Mendez, would you quit trying to give me a wedgie?!”

“You’re such a nancy-boy. Stand up for yourself! Be a man!”

“You can do it, Tom!” Jodi squealed, jumping up and down like a demonic cheerleader.

I was momentarily distracted by the sight of Jodi in all her bouncing glory so I wasn’t able to deflect Mendez’s left hook. But I took it standing up (for once). Mendez looked at me in astonishment.

“Hit him back, Jordan!”

So I did. I hit Mendez back. It looked like all those painful hours at Rock Hard were finally paying off.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Naked Male Insecurity

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I like it, very exciting and ‘fitting’ end to this ficlet. Only thing is I a bit confused about who beat who up. Did Jordan beat Tom up or Mendez?

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 16 days ago

    Not the end! Keep it going! Let me see if I can clear things up. Jordan beat up Mendez.

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    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wedgie? I laughed out loud. :-P
    LoA

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 16 days ago

    OK, I clarified the end a bit. I think I hear Lurch’s unmistakable voice getting closer…

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I think I was confused because the line says hit him back Tom. Should it say hit him back Jordan? Also sequel is moments away.

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Okay, sequel has arrived!

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 16 days ago

    Jeez, I’m such a doofus. I wrote Tom but I meant Jordan, of course. Thanks! Going to read sequel now. :-)

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    uselessness' Buddy Icon uselessness

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Your turn again! Looks like you might have the last chapter!
    LoA

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Okay, now that I’m not in an incredible hurry. My actual comments about it. Perfect title, that line is brilliant and I also cracked up at the wedgie. I love that what I thought was going to be a detour (the gym element) ended up being one of the keys to the series. And yes, I love that our boy is no longer a nancy-boy. He can really take it and deliver it now!

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    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    On the edge of my seat, guys. Great stuff.

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 16 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    And Mendez would you quit trying to give me a wedgie I love that line. Not quit giving me a wedgie, but quit trying to give me a wedgie. Even funnier.

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    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted 13 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This is a very funny story you all are penning, nice installment here Ana. I’m going back to read from the start.

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    NightMaiden's Buddy Icon NightMaiden

    Posted 9 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The title snagged me on this one! I laughed out loud. I loved the line “demonic cheerleader”. Great job!

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