Ficlets

I don’t feel that the awesomeness of me can really be summed up in this small space. More quotes anyone?!

“Twinkle, twinkle little bat! How I wonder where you’re at!”

Siorne: {looking out the window} Oh my gosh you guys!! Did you see that bird?! It was huge! That was the biggest, fastest bird I’ve ever seen! It was- oh, wait. It’s just a plane.
Me: It’s a bird! It’s a plane! It’s super- no, wait. It’s just a plane.

“I wonder if I’ve been changed in the night? Let me think. Was I the same when I got up this morning? I almost think I can remember feeling a little different. But if I’m not the same, the next question is ‘Who in the world am I?’ Ah, that’s the great puzzle!”—Alice

“Why, sometimes I’ve believed as many as six impossible things before breakfast.”—Queen

“Never accept rides from strange men. And remember that all men are strange.”