Xenotran had traveled 75,000 light years to Earth, delivered the message to president ronald reagan and returned to report his message to the president of The galactic commision of imperial expansion.
“Did you meet this ronald raygun?”
“Yes my lord he was actually the first person I met”
“did he agree to our offer of peace?”
“Actually he was coming out of the domicile, when i introduced myself, as xenotran royal envoy from the ”
“yeah yeah what did he say”
“He replied Look E.T. The party is over you need to turn around and go home before Hunter s. Thompson stabs you in the eye, by the way you are suppossed to be dead.. Dumbass, E.T ain’t dead”
The commander Yelled into the intercoms that broadcasted throughout the entire fleet, filling the ears of the E.T clones dressed in battle armor, “The infidels have insulted our gift of peace, ready full invasion, and bring me the heads of ronald raygun and Hunter. S. Thompson.
Inspired by
The bum brushed the matted dreadlocks that smelled of foul sewage and stale whine, from obscuring the view of the shills who…
A sequel to It's my party i can die if i want to part 4
About the author
Trafalmadorian_Mighty-Joe Young
route 2 box 666 hueca mundo right past los noches then turn in front of the el diablo loco between taco hell and walmart
i bet you wouldn't have guessed this is me.
well Before i joined the league of Awesomeness and recieved my new title (trumpets blaze champagne falls from the sky and velvet ropes part) as AWESOME POSSUM i was a gardner for the shiba clan who found a mask and then was transformed into the purple crime fighter the maxx who lived in a card board box or slept on julie winter’s couch but i could only be on vacation so long so i returning to my life as a gardner where i was savagely murdered by a new strain of pink izz. Then i awoke in hueco mundo as a flea with a tiny hollow hole in my hand and a mask shaped like mr gone. Well after centuries of fighting and becomeing a vasto lord then with the help of the hougyku i became the number 9 espada. Well after the death of the Hollow king, Lord plankton, the yoda of arrancar times got hard and i had to get a job as a cashier at the walmart in hueco mundo, its kind of a dreary job being part of an evil empire with plans on enslaving the human race and robbing mankind of freewill, but walmart does have insurance. speaking of that i need to call my supervisor ganju sheeba and ask him if hinataro is going to cover my shift, so i don’t miss my name earl, cause hamtaro is coming over with liono and gargamel since my wife the most beautiful soul in hueco mundo, little alibye espada number one king of the hollows, the hatshepsut of bankai, is at the strip bar with the shinigami women’s association tonight
favorite quote This is gettin serious boys get mama’s plastic stripper shoes out yer lego box.
“I used to do drugs, i still do but i used to, also.” Mitch hedmon
“I used to have a crack problem, but now i don’t smoke it anymore, hardly ever that much.” Flavor flav or Paula Abdul, pick one.
Anyone who eats room temperature cheese from a can won’t mind if it glows in the dark.
I am not stupid, i do know how to burn a jesus face into a grilled cheese sandwich,THANK YOU!
Well you are going to regret this and when you go to hallmark to buy a card to ask me to forgive you they aren’t going to have one because its too specific.
favorite tomb stone inscriptions
Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts
Here lies the truth because he never told it.
Ike was a womanizer and he cheated at cards
I’ll miss you red i hear they don’t have cats in heaven
Published on May 04, 2008.
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it's my party i can die if i want to part 5
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it's my party i can die if i want to part 5
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it's my party i can die if i want to part 5
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