‘Often I wonder why the gods smile upon you the way they do.’

‘That’s what happens when you are named after one.’

‘What!? Frank is your GODS name?’

‘Nononono that’s my middle name, I can’t say my first name in public. Besides it also helps that mom sacrifices a goat to him on a regular basis.’

‘I guess you fear the day she stops that then?’

‘If she stops the sacrifices, then her wine supply will dry up. I can promise you that.’

‘And if she dies?’

‘That’s the day I become Catholic, I’ll need a vengeful god to protect me. Because mine is going to be looking for blood’