Many years ago, we were vacationing at the Eagle’s Nest or Kehlsteinhaus, which was built by the Nazis during World War II as a birthday present for the Fuhrer. As we toured the secret bunkers beneath the Eagle’s Nest, my Father began rattling off facts about the site that our guide didn’t even know.

The tour guides was reluctant to listen at first, but in this particular instance Dad ended up taking over the tour and the guide just walked along and smiled. This sort of thing happened on more than one occasion. The guides were usually grateful for the increased knowledge Dad provided. It’s a good thing we practiced so often.

What a surprise it was to to the tour guide that Hitler is still alive. I have to say that he looks pretty good for 118 years old! After the HGH therapy, he looks about 55…

Now that they’ve recaptured the Eagle’s Nest, Vienna will be next. I love Dad, but I must stop him from starting the 21st century Deutsches Reich! But how?