Star Wars: A New Plan

by thebetweenspace

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As the Millennium Falcon approached the Death Star something weird happened. “I can’t control the ship,” Hiller admitted.

“I knew we should’ve hired Maverick!” Scott whined.

“It’s like a tractor beam is pulling us in,” Hiller paused. “Have you ever had déjà vu?”

“Forget that!” railed Roland. “Does anyone have a plan?”

“Yeah,” Scott explained. “We use our assortment of complementary skills to save the galaxy. My werewolfhood.”

“My miracles.”

“My vampire slaying skills.”

“My knowledge of the force.”

“And my blaster,” Buffy said. “That’s your line, Roland. Get with it.”

“In other words,” Roland said, angrily. “You don’t have a plan. This is what we get for following Napoleon Dynamite into battle. Here’s what we’re gonna do.”

Roland explained his plan to them. When he was done, there was grave silence. You could cut the tension with a ladle.

“That’s the… stupidest plan I’ve ever heard,” Hiller interjected. “But it just might work.”

“Find out, we will,” Yoda said, soberly. “Save the galaxy, we must.”

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  1. Star Wars: A New Plan

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Cut the tension with a ladle? Awesome. Silly. Consistently out of left field. Sir, you out-do yourself.

  2. Star Wars: A New Plan

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’ve been loving these. I’m amazed that it’s been consistently hilarious throughout, but then again, it is you, tbs. You have quite the sense of humor! :-)
    LoA

  3. Star Wars: A New Plan

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 5 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Isn’t it always the dumbest plans that work out the best? And why? Because…
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    They’ll never see it coming!
    LoA

  4. Star Wars: A New Plan

    g2 (la pianista irlandesa)'s Buddy Icon g2 (la pianista irlandesa)

    Posted 15 days ago

    It’s always those plans that are so crazy they just might work. Ana’s right, these have been consistantly hilarious! Bravo!

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