Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

by thebetweenspace

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Darth Supremis stood in the hanger, a twisted smile on his face. As the Millennium Falcon landed, he remembered the friends he betrayed, the power of the dark side surging through his veins. The door opened and Buffy hopped out.

“I’ve been expecting you,” he said.

“Really?” Buffy played dumb. “Can you tell me how to get to the Death Star? I’ve got dinner reservations, a blind date with some guy named Luke.”

She batted her eyes. He noticed her lack of bra (Roland’s plan hinged on her playing it loose).

“Ensign Borat, search the ship. Give them no quarter. Right this way, darling. I know a place with the best tauntaun steak this side of Endor.”

“Very nice!” Ensign Borat advised his boss, “Ask how much? You heard him, gypsies, search the sheep.”

“It’s empty.”

Ensign Borat had about seven seconds to be confused.

The Millenium Falcon exploded, the explosion causing a domino effect of intensifying explosions. Borat was the only survivor.

The initial phase of the plan had gone off without a hitch.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Borat was the only survivor. Priceless!
    Although I’m feeling for poor Buffy. All she seems to do is hang around braless. Can’t a girl get some respect? =p
    LoA

  2. Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    Oh, she’ll have her moment of awesomeness before all is said and done. I can guarantee you that. (And you have to remember Jesus is getting hazed, Yoda is constantly drunk… they’re all gonna get it in one way or another). ;)

  3. Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yeah, that’s true… poor Jesus and Yoda. Borat is the only one getting the luck around here. (I guess so he can bust out with his best line: Great success! )

  4. Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    The silliness just doesn’t let up. Great job bringing back running gags (the bra, ton-ton steak) and throwing in new fun with Ensign Borat.

  5. Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    Actually, ensign Borat is the creative genius of Ridcully Calvert. (Have to give credit where credit is due).

  6. Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

    Ridcully Calvert's Buddy Icon Ridcully Calvert

    Posted 2 months ago

    “her playing it loose” – what a line.

    I am really enjoying this series

    LoA

  7. Star Wars: Dates and Dominos

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “He noticed her lack of bra (Roland’s plan hinged on her playing it loose).”
    Ow! Ow! Head hurts! Ow!
    (One of the best lines I’ve ever read!) :-D
    LoA

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