Stars Wars: Fully Loaded

by thebetweenspace

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“Where exactly are we?” Scott asked.

“The armory,” Jesus answered.

“Weird, it was,” Yoda admitted. “One second, there; the next here.”

“Teleportation does have it’s benefits,” Captain Hiller remarked, grabbing a blaster. “I can’t believe I let you blow up my new ship.”

“It was a vital ingredient in the plan,” Roland explained, feeling the need to defend his scheme yet again. “I wonder how Buffy’s date with the devil is going.”

“Good, it is going,” Yoda said, sensing a slight fluctuation in the force. “Although, still obsessed with his sister, he is.”

“That’s sick!” Scott railed, a bit jealous of the Emperor.

“That’s for me to judge,” Jesus said with a sly smile.

“Spare us another theology lesson and take us to the bridge, chief,” Roland said, impatiently running his finger in circles through the air.

“This should do the trick,” Roland said, activating a bomb.

Armed to the teeth, moments later they stared into the eyes of someone they never expected to see alive again. And he wasn’t happy.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Stars Wars: Fully Loaded

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 2 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ooh, a cliffhanger even. And a joke from Jesus about judgment! And a creepy incest reference! This one has it all!

  2. Stars Wars: Fully Loaded

    Ridcully Calvert's Buddy Icon Ridcully Calvert

    Posted 2 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I agree with THX . They just keep on improving

  3. Stars Wars: Fully Loaded

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 days ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Suspenseful. I love it when Yoda and Jesus speak. It’s like one of those bar jokes come to life, you know: Yoda and Jesus step into a bar…
    LoA

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