Star Wars: Oil and Cigars

by thebetweenspace

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The celebration was roaring at the Death Star Disco.

“I have to hand it to you, Roland,” Captain Hiller said over celebratory cigars, “Your idiotic plan worked.”

“Well, there was one thing I wasn’t counting on,” Roland admitted.

“Oh, I’m sure Indy will be okay when he gets out of surgery,” Jerry Springer said. “Can you imagine the ratings I’m gonna get on this show?”

“But, it was just a publicity stunt.”

“It was the only way we could get onto the ship,” Princess Leia explained. “And I had to stop Luke from destroying the moon of Endor.”

“Thank God I came to my senses,” Luke admitted. “But, I have to admit. It’s still kind of cool being the Emperor. I propose a toast: to victory!”

“To victory!”

Borat said, “But, I am confused, Darth Supremie. Why we celebrate when the muties failed?”

“Because we’re good guys now.”

“We were bad?”

“Sorry to interrupt, but this is important,” Maverick said. “Does anybody around here know where we could go to oil up our bodies and play some volleyball?”

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  1. Star Wars: Oil and Cigars

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LOL at the last sentence. That crazy Maverick.
    LoA

  2. Star Wars: Oil and Cigars

    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Three words: Pure. Comedic. Genius.
    LoA

  3. Star Wars: Oil and Cigars

    Ridcully Calvert's Buddy Icon Ridcully Calvert

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hehe, a fun start to the wrap-up of the story

    Typical of Borat not to know that he was evil, well placed, that.

  4. Star Wars: Oil and Cigars

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    I have to admit, I wanted Maverick’s line to be the last line of the series, but I couldn’t resist tying up a few more loose ends. Was anyone else somewhat disturbed by the homo-erotic volleyball scene in Top Gun?

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