Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles

by YodaOnCrack

“No, it can’t be. Bloody hell,” she said as she looked out the cockpit window. “Have I gone mad? What’s that through the windscreen?” she asked the pilot.

“What? Mother of God!” the pilot said. He banked the plane right, circling around the winged simians. “They’re must be 100 or more and they’re armed!”

“Yes, indeed they are,” Dr. Munroe said. “Chinese assault rifles – a variant of the AK-47. I’ve had them in storage since the Cold War.”

The monkeys were closing in on them, firing at will. Two of them landed on the windshield and began firing into the thick cockpit glass.

“Move aside, you bloody wanker,” Stella said to the pilot, pulling him from his seat. “I’ll take it from here. Just keep an eye on Dr. Munroe.”

She sat down and pulled back hard, causing the two monkeys perched atop the plane to fall. “They won’t be able to breathe once we hit 14,000 feet.”

But one of the larger monkeys held on, slamming the butt of his assault rifle into the cockpit as Stella struggled to shake him from the plane.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very exciting and tense, despite the outrageousness of it all. Kind of funny how I think we’re all picturing drastically different airplanes here, another quirk of the cooperative process.

  2. Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Great suspenseful action. This series has been a delight!

  3. Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Love Stella’s take charge way, and the assault weapon toting flying monkies. Very Oz like, for a modern time.

  4. Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles

    BernerOberland's Buddy Icon BernerOberland

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Flying monkey’s lol.

  5. Stella Star and the Flying Monkeys with Chinese Assault Rifles

    Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars' Buddy Icon Crown Me Tarzan, King of Mars

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Okay. Home Alone references. DNA . Now AK-47’s. You do know this is supposed to be the 1920’s, don’t you? : )

    And Stella ain’t British.

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