Friends for Sale

by Alexander Schlaffman

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But perhaps what you might want is not a hand with a gun (or is it a gun with a hand? Each is useless without the other) but a true friend? You are looking not for destruction but for love, companionship, compassion? Then look no further, my friend, than Hu-Hu-Kos, New Jersey, where five hundred friends and three hundred lovers are produced and shipped every day.

Call 1-800 FRIENDS and order yours today!

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Friends for Sale

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 2 months ago

    Odd, short, kind of campy. Not bad and a bit fun, but a bit pale by comparison.

  2. Friends for Sale

    OboeTheres' Buddy Icon OboeTheres

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    totally not what I was expecting, but fun. It made me laugh, so thanks. It wasn’t awesome or anything, but sometimes its really hard to make me laugh.

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