Ficlets

1. ... dressed up as … opposite gender for halloween?

Sigh, no… (We don’t really celebrate halloween much down here in Africa – well, not up until maybe 5 years ago or so)

2. Have you ever dropped something out of a window?

I was present (although asleep) when my contemporaries dropped beer bottles from the 14th story window of a Czech hotel. And then I had to talk to the cops :-(

3. DO YOU or DO YOU NOT play an instrument? If so, what?

I used to play the Tuba fairly well (I toured internationally with a band, and played in jazz groups and symphony orchestras).
I also have a dusty, neglected banjo

4. IS IT THE TRUMPET ?

No, a Tuba

5. Have you ever EMPTIED YOUR SPIT VALVE OVER AND INNOCENT GIRL ’S HEAD ?

There is much more spit in the Tuba, but I only ever used its copious capacity for the forces of good.

6. What is the most valuable thing…
...you have broken.

Crashed a car and a motorbike (on different occasions)

7.Have you ever eaten a worm?

The one from a tequila bottle :-D