Viva La Movement!

by John Perkins

Add to AIMShare

“Hidey Ho everybody!” A high pitched voice echoed from between my legs. I leapt from the throne in terror and confusion, my pants collecting in a heap at my feet.

“What the hell?” My voice cracked like a thirteen year old boy giving a presentation. Back against the stall door, I peered cautiously into the toilet bowl. “Who said that?”

One of the floaters seemed to be wearing a floppy red hat topped with a white ball of fuzz. Twig-like arms began to sprout from the thing as it swam, it’s swimming?, towards the edge of the bowl. As it began it’s ascent to the seat of the porcelain throne, terror overwhelmed me. My breathing became erratic. Sweat oozed out of my pores in steady streams.

“Hello Mr. Bennett.” The vile thing began to speak through a small hole below a piece of yellow corn. “I’m Mr. Hankey, and I’m here to help with The Movement.”

Prequels

Write a prequel

Sequels

Write a sequel

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. Viva La Movement!

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Sorry, I couldn’t resist.

  2. Viva La Movement!

    PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)'s Buddy Icon PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    Posted about 1 month ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    That was even worse than the prequel.

  3. Viva La Movement!

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted about 1 month ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    You’ll get no argument from me.

  4. Viva La Movement!

    Tad Winslow's Buddy Icon Tad Winslow

    Posted about 1 month ago

    disgusting, but funny in a south park kind of way. I think that before you write anything you should mark it mature just in case. I liked the description of how his voice cracked. I almost threw up at the chunk of corn part.

  5. Viva La Movement!

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 month ago

    Oh you! Ha – funny, yet disturbing…

  6. Viva La Movement!

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted about 1 month ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh, so this is the Mr. Hankey sequel someone mentioned. I missed it until now. I thought it was impressive how you maintained the serious tone of the other ficlets while introducing something as silly as the talking poo from South Park.

Want to comment on this ficlet? You need to sign in!