Ficlets

#5: Yo momma’s so fat that when she sat on a rainbow skittles came out.

#6: Yo momma’s so dumb she thought that was funny.

#7: Yo momma’s like a boomerang, she always comes back.

#8: Yo momma’s like a lightswitch, even a four year old can turn her on.

#9: Yo momma’s like a brick wall, flat on both sides and layed by mexicans.

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo”

Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise

Yo mama so fat she has been declared a natural habitat for Condors

Yo mamma so fat you haveta roll over twice to get off her…

Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world

Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

Yo mama so fat when you get on top of her your ears pop!