Yo mama Jokes Part 6

by Oy

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Yo mama so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of george washington’s nose.

Yo mama so fat she rolled over 4 quarters and it made a dollar!

Yo mama so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sun!

Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!

Yo mama so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!!!

Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

Yo mama so fat that her senior pictures had to be arial views!

Yo mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family!

Yo mama so fat everytime she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

Yo mama so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

Yo mama so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!

Yo mama so fat she has a wooden leg with a kickstand!

Yo mama so fat she has to use a VCR as a beeper!

Yo mama so fat she broke her leg, and gravy poured out!

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Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. Yo mama Jokes Part 6

    Prof. Revilo's Buddy Icon Prof. Revilo

    Posted 4 months ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Yo mama jokes?!? I think you could have been a bit more creative than that… but still a few made me giggle…

  2. Yo mama Jokes Part 6

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 4 months ago

    Didn’t like these the first time you used them, either.

  3. Yo mama Jokes Part 6

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yo mama so fat she’s got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book> i admit this made me laugh.

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