My ex-husband

by suzieaim

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Monkeys make horrible spouses. So I married the other guy with the ripe banana and blue silk tie. If only the similarities ended there.

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Average Reader Rating: 2.5 stars out of 5

  1. My ex-husband

    StephanieBamBam's Buddy Icon StephanieBamBam

    Posted about 1 year ago

    hahahaha this is great :)

  2. My ex-husband

    Herman Hawthorne's Buddy Icon Herman Hawthorne

    Posted about 1 year ago

    Very funny, wait are you saying we are all monkeys?????

  3. My ex-husband

    suzieaim's Buddy Icon suzieaim

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Nooooooooo… not all of you! LOL

  4. My ex-husband

    David K.'s Buddy Icon David K.

    Posted about 1 year ago

    My banana was still green when I got married. And it was a polyester tie. I’ve grown up since then, fortunately.

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    Antonio E. Lopes' Buddy Icon Antonio E. Lopes

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That’s pretty impressive, packing that much of a wallop into such a tiny amount of words. Funny and brilliant. I wish I could buy the movie rights.

  6. My ex-husband

    cosleia's Buddy Icon cosleia

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    haha, very nice!

  7. My ex-husband

    The K's Buddy Icon The K

    Posted about 1 year ago

    ripe banana?

  8. My ex-husband

    babbage cabbage's Buddy Icon babbage cabbage

    Posted about 1 year ago

    At least the tie was silk, but was it a double Windsor knot ?

  9. My ex-husband

    QuakeDisruptor's Buddy Icon QuakeDisruptor

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    What happened to all the views on this story?

    Excellent.

  10. My ex-husband

    suzieaim's Buddy Icon suzieaim

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha – I don’t know. Cool!

  11. My ex-husband

    The Violets' Buddy Icon The Violets

    Posted about 1 year ago

    http://www.submarinechannel.com/moviemaker/php/mm_showmovie.php?id=3423

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    Saint Chuck's Buddy Icon Saint Chuck

    Posted 11 months ago

    Nice, great amount of humor in such a small amount of words. I love it.

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    User 2271's Buddy Icon User 2271

    Posted 11 months ago

    are you guy

  14. My ex-husband

    twittervlog's Buddy Icon twittervlog

    Posted 11 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    great – a perfect ficlet for prequelling or sequelling :)

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