Moms & Robbers

by Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

He pulled the machine gun from his coat and fired a burst into the bank’s ceiling. “This is a robbery!” he yelled. “Everyone get the fuck down!”

People started screaming as thy dropped to the floor. “Shut up! Shut the fuck up!” He took aim at the security guard, who was reaching for his gun. “You! Throw the gun over here, and get down like the rest of them!” The guard complied.

“Tommy?” He froze. Oh, no. “Thomas Edwin Jameson!

“Mom, what are you doing here?!”

“What am I doing here? What am I doing here?! You are supposed to be at work, young man!”

“But I…”

“Do not interrupt me! I raised you better than this! Give me that gun!”

“But…”

Now!” He handed the weapon over. “You go straight home and think about what you’ve done!”

“Yes, mommy,” he muttered, and shuffled out the door.

After he left, the crowd started to rise, applauding their saviour. She turned to them, the gun resting comfortably in her hands. “Uh-uh,” she said, smiling. “Get the hell back down. My turn…”

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Moms & Robbers

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wonderfully entertaining, of course. With an ending that I should have known would be a surprise coming from you. ;D Great job, again.

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    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I read this on the bus and it made me laugh out loud. Rather embarrassing, but totally worth it.
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    And when the cops come, the victims can tell them it was Thomas Edwin Jameson’s mother. How hard can it be to find her? ;)
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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    That was absolutely brilliant! I laughed out loud. Great ending.

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hahaha, wb! That was hilarious! I loved the ending! uhuh, Get the hell back down. my turn. lol
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    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Like mother like son,unexpected and funny ending.. lots of cussing.. not a fan, but o well.. still funny.

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    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 3 months ago

    hahahah, i love the ending. :)
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    Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)'s Buddy Icon Capital "W" Writer (LoA's Geekus Awesomeus)

    Posted 3 months ago

    Kermitgorf: Yeah, unusual for me, I know. I tried writing it a little more… I don’t know… “family friendly”, I guess. But no matter what I tried, it just didn’t read right to me.

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