Splat [just.to.say.challenge]

by Charlotte Scriversi

This is just to say…
At nine o’ clock, or something near
I took my exam today
In Physics…dense
Is what I feel, you hear?
Bane of my existence,
That stupid class.
Even if I don’t get
Conservation of mass,
It’d be nice, at that,
If that wouldn’t let
My physics grade go splat.

Well, here I am to say
I prob’ly failed today.
I figure it’s no use,
But I’ve just one excuse:
Gravity’s one thing I remember,
And ever since September
My grade’s been falling—that’s that,
My grade’s gone freaking splat.

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  1. Splat [just.to.say.challenge]

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    Posted 4 months ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    This was highly amusing and made me chuckle aloud. Excellent subject. Especially now since school is nearing the end.

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