Yep

by YodaOnCrack

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“Hello, Jimmmy. I’m Dr. Grant. How did you OD on jelly
beans?”

“After I ate ‘em, my mind was blank, yep, as
blank as ever, yep, blank as can be, yep, blank as them
walls, yep. Yep, say it again, yep.”

“How many jelly beans did you eat?”

“I can’t remember, yep. Yep, like a dead fish, yep,
freaky fish, yep, like a dumb kid, yep, for a very long
time. Yep.”

“Why are you here?”

“I say things over and over, yep. And I get high, yep,
high as a hawk, yep, high as kite,
yep, high as the moon, yep. On jelly beans too. Yep.”

“What else did you have?”

“Booze, yep, mouthwash, yep, gets me drunk as a skunk,
all messed up.”

“Is this a true story?”

“Nah, Dr. G., I’m just messin’ with ya. Had you going for a
minute there, though, with that ‘yep’ stuff. Sometimes I crack
myself up. You must think I’m really freakin’ nuts!”

“YEP!!” screamed Dr. Grant as he lept from his chair and
began acting like a chicken, arms tucked in as he flapped
imaginary wings around the room.

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Comments

Average Reader Rating: 4.0 stars out of 5

  1. Yep

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 year ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Sorry, messed up here

  2. Yep

    Laine P. Grey's Buddy Icon Laine P. Grey

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I thought it was funny the way in real life, you talk to people, and some of them keep saying “yep”.

  3. Yep

    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Haha I really liked this.

  4. Yep

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted about 1 year ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    This is one of the dumbest things I’ve ever written, but I think it’s fun to experiment. Not every ficlet is great, eh? Probably most of them aren’t even good…. :)

  5. Yep

    Storykeeper of Fae's Buddy Icon Storykeeper of Fae

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    I thought this was pretty funny. You could take this somewhere. Where, I’m not sure, but that’s what makes it good, you leave it open to the imagination.

  6. Yep

    Richard Peck's Buddy Icon Richard Peck

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    Dr. Grant, from jurassic park? I love that movie!

    Your absolutly right, not every ficlet makes sense, but the good ones are the ones that make you think, and they dont always make sense either.

  7. Yep

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    hilarious!

  8. Yep

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted about 1 year ago

    4.0 out of 5 stars

    lol!!! i thought it was pretty funnyy :-)

    muchh luvv
    props givenn

    ♥♦Livee♦♥

  9. Yep

    Amaster's Buddy Icon Amaster

    Posted about 1 year ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It made me laugh and, strangely enough, it actually made some sort of sense to me.

  10. Yep

    Kevin Lawver's Buddy Icon Kevin Lawver

    Posted about 1 year ago

    It reminds me of a game I used to play in meetings. A friend and I gave each other a word we had to use during the meeting (“rhinoceros” or “grape jelly”). This would be a good twist – add iteration to it!

  11. Yep

    Weather Vayne's Buddy Icon Weather Vayne

    Posted about 1 year ago

    3.0 out of 5 stars

    Cute story. The ending was very funny.

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