Monkey Love

by LovingYourHeartbreak♥

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Monkeys make horrible spouses. And beer is not something you should drink in a huge amount when you visit the zoo.
“EEEEEEEP!” screeched Malai.
“Coming dear,” my brother replied to his wife. His monkey. I had to bite my lip to restrain from laughing as we entered his bedroom. Well, their bedroom.
It had been turned pink and brown. Pink for all of Malai’s stuff. Brown for.. well, you know. She is a monkey, what do you expect?
“EEEP!” She wailed as she dove onto him when he walked through the door. He collapsed, and I could not restrain myself any longer. I couldn’t breathe, I was laughing so hard.
“Shut up, Lilly! This is not funny!” he yelled as he tried to pull Malai off of him.
“Chill out, Mike! And you know it’s funny!” I managed between bursts of laughter as Malai shoved her fingers in his mouth.
He sighed and managed to throw his screeching wife onto the bed before making a run for it.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Monkey Love

    BernerOberland's Buddy Icon BernerOberland

    Posted 3 months ago

    I love stories about Monkeys especially funny ones like this.

  2. Monkey Love

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love the Title, I used the monkey love line in a ficlet, it has such a funny sound to it.

  3. Monkey Love

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Funny and grotesque at the same time, but definitely way funnier than it is grotesque!

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