Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink

by SKermitgorf

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As I said, monkey’s make horrible spouses. My brother Mike is married to one, named Malia, she wears pink everywhere she goes.
In the stores she makes a scene trying on all the pink clothes right in the middle of the aisle. Mike gets so embarrassed.
One time I said to him, I said, “Mike, tell me again why you married this.. this chimp.”
“For the last time Lily, Malia is a monkey, not a chimp, and she has feelings you know. Why you always gotta insult her like that?,” he whined.
“Well Mike, you know people talk about you like you’re insane. I worry about you. You’re my big brother,” I said, consolingly.
Melia jumped up and down. Seems she was thrilled she found something in her size, in pink, in the children’s department. Perfect, now we can get out of this store and I’ll never go shopping with them again.
Monkeys’ may make great pets, but as I said, they make horrible spouses. So I recommend if you ever fall in love with a monkey, well monkey love can get you a lot of unwanted stares in stores.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 4 months ago

    aww monkies are cuuuuutee.. Pink would look good on her, against her dark brown fur.

  2. Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink

    BernerOberland's Buddy Icon BernerOberland

    Posted 4 months ago

    OMg I laughed harder at this than the Monkey Love b4 it. I can picture the monkey in pink and the look on her ‘husbands’ face. haha. No one is funnier than U KG .. or Skeet.. cool new name.

  3. Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    There are definitely numerous downsides to monkey love. Funny sequel and funny consequence to monkey love (stares in department stores).

  4. Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Very funny, especially that the discussion is not about the deeper question of the ethics of relations between sentient and non-sentient beings but all about strangers looking at you funny in a Wal-Mart.

  5. Unwanted Stares In Stores: Monkey In Pink

    YodaOnCrack's Buddy Icon YodaOnCrack

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Hilarious! Loved it! Why do I think you’re going to be a prodigious writer some day? It’s one thing to have an imagination – completely another to immerse yourself in your imagined world and truly believe what you write – you do that… And the more you keep up with your writing practice here at ficlets, the better you’ll get!

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