Ficlets

“Congratulation Charlie! You just won the factory!”

“Yay!” screamed Charlie, “And what about Grandma and Grandpa?”

“They come too.” said Willy Wonka holding out a contract. “Just sign here and here.” Charlie signed immediately and looked up surprised to see Willy laughing. “Fool! Mwahahahahaha! Since you own the chocolate factory you take responsibility for the two incinerated people, the one drowned fat boy, and the greedy girl who exploded! Mwahahahahaha!” Willy Wonka then ran out the factory to Nigeria and was never seen again.

“Damn.” said Charlie.

“Hey kid,” said Charlie’s grandpa, “Ya should have read the fine print.”