I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

by thebetweenspace

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Becca dragged a staggering Jameson to her sporty Mitsubishi Eclipse and pushed and prodded him until he was finally inside.

“Sweet Mitsubitchy!” he said, struggling with his seat belt. “But what about my wheels?”

“Oh, don’t worry about your cute little Vespa,” Becca said, delighted that he would soon be heartbroken and stranded. “We’ll pick it up in the morning. Besides, you’re in no condition to hit the road.”

“Where we’re going, we don’t need roads…” Jameson slurred, nodding off.

Becca jostled him. “How can you even think of sleep right now when you’re about to get lucky?”

“As luck would have it…” Jameson nodded off again. Desperate, Becca did the only thing she could think of to make sure he didn’t pass out; she grabbed his package.

Jameson jolted awake. “You just touched my penis&balls!” he exclaimed.

“I hope I’m not being too forward,” Becca said, “but you do want to get lucky tonight, right?”

“Yep.”

“Then you’re gonna have to be a little trooper and stay up past your bed time.”

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  1. I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

    Krulltar's Buddy Icon Krulltar

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “I hope I’m not being too forward” … uh, I think Becca left forward back at the bar. As a man, who has been in this situation… ok, i’ve never been in this situation, but it would seems becca needs therapy, and not penis&balls right about now.

  2. I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I concur with Krulltar. I think forward was left behind a few prequels before, actually! And what’s up with Jameson, did the Irish Car Bombs reveal his secret affliction (Tourette’s)?
    Oh, and you have sequel!

  3. I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I thought it was hilarious, including the shocked, drunken play-by-play by Jameson.

  4. I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I liked this quite a bit. My only issue is that the quote is “where we’re going, we don’t need roads.” We’ll just chalk that up to him being drunk. Kind of hard to remember an exact quote from a 13 year old movie when you’re bombed out of your skull I guess.

  5. I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 4 months ago

    JP, thanks for the correction. I hate it when I get a quote wrong.

  6. I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    LoL this story is funny.. Is this part of the Jameson saga?

  7. I Hope I'm Not Being Too Forward

    Nissakit's Buddy Icon Nissakit

    Posted 4 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol! This is funny! Its also hiliarious that he doesn’t know the trouble he is getting himself into!

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