Who Likes Bacon More Than Wolves and Men?

by Fyora Cartagan

”...And?” asked Little Johnny from the front center desk. “Human flesh has been in our food since the great famine of 2173.”

“Well,” said Mrs. Calcutt carefully, “this is a bit different. I know you all heard about the nuclear explosion at the new Hadron Supercollider in Montana. The bodies they used were contaminated by this explosion.”

“Oh, now that makes a bit more sense.” said Sally from the second row.

“Yes, I suppose it does. But what doesn’t make sense is the apparent reaction from this contamination.” Mrs. Calcutt frowned at the small note she was still holding in her hands carefully.

“What are the effects? Radiation poisoning?” inquired Freddy in the fourth row.

“Oh no, we’ve dealt with that before, that’s no biggie.”

“A cancer outbreak?” interrupted Dyllan from the back of the room.

“Of course not, they cured that decades ago. The effects are a severe genetic mutation that turns people, and dogs, into something like…werewolves.”

Comments

  1. Who Likes Bacon More Than Wolves and Men?

    Fyora Cartagan's Buddy Icon Fyora Cartagan

    Posted 4 months ago

    This is actually from the same dream, honestly. I love my dreams. :) I thought I would share it with you all.

  2. Who Likes Bacon More Than Wolves and Men?

    Exhalted Truth's Buddy Icon Exhalted Truth

    Posted 20 days ago

    Haha this is a dream? Wow. I’ve had some crazy ones before, but I wouldn’t ever be able to recall this much from one of my dreams.

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