Ficlets

“Just wait until he passes. Act like we don’t know him,” said Joe. I felt bad for Nick. Yeah, he was trying to carry off with the sunglasses trick, but his curly hair (which I loved, you can’t get me wrong) was too noticeable. Everyone knew it was Nick Jonas. Joe and I were fine, luckily. Nick went into the mall and Joe and I took off. I still had no clue what to get Nick. I just thought he wanted the perfect Christmas. That was all I ever wanted.
“Joe!” I yelped as we stopped at the door.
“Yeah?”
“What’s Nick doing here?” Joe shrugged his shoulders.
“Beats me, now, let’s go!” We took off again, headed for somewhere I didn’t know.
“Here we are!” said Joe.
“Shhhh”
“What?”
“If I were just a crazy lunatic fan, which I am, I would tell that’s your voice!”
“Oh yeah,” Joe whispered. We headed off into Macy’s.
“Why are we here?” I asked as Joe headed off into the woman’s department.
“So I can get something,”. Oh gosh girls would freak out to find Joe Jonas in the womens department.
“So, you wanna get a bikini?”