{Unconventional Zen Master Challenge} Zen Master Biffbong and His Pearls of Wisdom

by SKermitgorf

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“Abundance like want, catches no mice,” the guru Zen Master Biffbong said as he sat upon the edge of the cliff.

The large crowd that assembled (and paid $29.99 a piece) to hear him speak, sat glued to his every sage utterance.

“He whose belly is full travels fast,” he spoke eloquently, the masses in rapt attention to his every godlike word.

Zen Master Biffbong, ( Hal Greenglib just a short year ago) could not believe that these suckers… err followers , held him in such high esteem.
If his classmates and teachers at PS 23 could see him now!

The audience sat still, patiently until he spoke again, “Silence never bites the hand that knocks twice.”

Even he knew not where these great pearls of wisdom came from. Devine intervention perhaps?

“Experience never wears the scent of uninvited guests.”

“Bad news is better than annoying habits.”

Eat your heart out Doctor Phil, thought Zen Master Biffbong, to himself as he grinned, stood up, bowed and walked away from the cliff to thundering applause.

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  1. {Unconventional Zen Master Challenge} Zen Master Biffbong and His Pearls of Wisdom

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ah, gullibility is a profitable enterprise for those willing to exploit it.
    Awesome. I love the name Biffbong.

  2. {Unconventional Zen Master Challenge} Zen Master Biffbong and His Pearls of Wisdom

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love his eat your heart out Dr. Phil and the gullibility he preys upon. It reminds me a little of the previews of that new Mike Myers movie, which looks funny.

  3. {Unconventional Zen Master Challenge} Zen Master Biffbong and His Pearls of Wisdom

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love it! This guy is preying upon the gullible who believe those are his words.. he is zen master, Con artist all in one.. What next he should say is ….”What’s in youurrr wallet?”

  4. {Unconventional Zen Master Challenge} Zen Master Biffbong and His Pearls of Wisdom

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 2 months ago

    Funny stuff. Reminds me of the sociologist who started a cult just to see if he could. When he tried to disband the cult, they refused and kept it going without him.

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