Shock Collar

by Never Explain

“I’m not stupid…” I mumbled defensively.

“Oh…yeah you are.” Colleen said. “Which reminds me…”

Colleen started to dig in her pockets, and pulled out what looked like a metal dog collar with a wire attached to it.

Wait….since when do skimpy dresses have pockets?

“What’s that thi-OWWW!!!!”

“It’s a shock collar for stupid people.” Colleen answered me.

“You ripped a chunk of skin off my neck.” I complained.

“So worth it.” Colleen said.

Comments

Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

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    Never Explain's Buddy Icon Never Explain

    Posted 2 months ago

    I was sorta aiming for funny, but I’m not really a funny kind of person, so it just might be silly.

  2. Shock Collar

    keepbreathing's Buddy Icon keepbreathing

    Posted 2 months ago

    haha
    I need one of those :D

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    It is halirious! That is so colleen!
    LoA

  4. Shock Collar

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 2 months ago

    xD nice first tag. I need one of those for the REAL Josh.

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    Dreamer's Buddy Icon Dreamer

    Posted 2 months ago

    Haha! Shock colar. Genius.
    LoA

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    Yujji's Buddy Icon Yujji

    Posted 2 months ago

    LMAO NICE !!!!!!!!! falls over laughing all dramatic like

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 2 months ago

    o.o You’ve been sequelled I’m waiting on you to return the favor TOM .

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