Define Exists (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

by John Perkins

“Learning what dude? I’m not learning where we are, how I got here, how I get back, or how you know me. So, from where I stand, it don’t look like I’m learning jack.”

Two surfboards slowly climbed through the sand and lay at their feet. “What do you see?”

“Besides some jerk?”

Trent laughed again, “yes, besides me.”

“Well, I see these two surfboards that grew out of the sand, the beach, and there’s still some bamboo flooring behind us.”

“Does that tell you where we are?”

“No.”

“Why not?”

“Because this place can’t exist.”

“But you’re here. I’m here. Don’t you smell the ocean air? Hear the waves crash? Feel the sand? Doesn’t that mean it exists?”

“I guess so. But that doesn’t explain where we are, or how I got here.”

“I thought you took the stairs?”

“Dude, you’re really annoying, you know that?”

“So I’ve been told.” Trent grabbed one of the boards and headed for the ocean. “Come on. Let’s go find you those answers.”

Todd reluctantly strapped the board to his ankle and followed Trent into the water.

Comments

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  1. Define Exists (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

    JMSquire's Buddy Icon JMSquire

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I love your zen master, and this story so far. I’m hoping that Todd does get some answers, cause the reader is just as much in the dark as he is.

  2. Define Exists (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 3 months ago

    @JMSquire, there will be answers. I think I’ve got two more in this series, possibly three depending on how the next one goes, and then everything will be revealed.
    Although, the answers are already there if you really look for them. Zen Master Trent alluded to the solution a few fics before this.

  3. Define Exists (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    i feel robbed i was waiting for a puch line you are just trying to string me along like kubo tite fan, I can hear your voice, “oh no the first ficlets on me” and before you know i am selling my microwave to keep the internet on to find out the last ficlet in this series. curse you suspenseful multi ficlet challenges

  4. Define Exists (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Oh no, I’d missed this sequel! Glad I’m all caught up again. Very funny dialogue here.

  5. Define Exists (Unconventional Zen Master Challenge)

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Is it just me or does Trifalmadorian leave some weird comments. Loved the back and forth between the two and Trent’s unflappable attitude.

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