Abby Talks Nonsense

by [ wall.doll ]

Abby hesitated. She had to be dreaming.
“Well yes, people do. Animals usually don’t. Well, in their own language I guess they do.” She was curious. “How is it that you can talk?”

” ‘Cause I want to. Hell, why else would anything talk?”

“But that’s not how things work. I thought only people could talk.”

“Who you been learnin’ from? Anything can talk if it wants to.
Why shouldn’t it be able to? Things got stuffs to say, y’know.”

Abby shook her head. She couldn’t believe that she was conversing with a beast. “Things don’t think though. They’re lifeless. Dumb.”

“Hey! Watch who yer talking to! I ain’t no dummy. I’m the powerhouse o’ this place you know.”

“How so? By turning that wheel all day?”

“S’pose so.”

“Well what does it do?”

“Don’t know, don’t care. Old man hitched me up one day an’ told me to keep turnin’ an’ here I am.” he replied simply.

“Well that doesn’t sound very productive,” she said with an eyebrow raised.

“Eh, I do my job to get things done, Fanny’s yer aunt, an’ whatever,” he grumbled.

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  1. Abby Talks Nonsense

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yes, Abby, you’re not in Kansas anymore. Sorry, I was having a “Wizard of Oz” moment for some reason.
    I’m loving this donkey. And the title is deliciously ironic. The donkey is talking more sense than Abby!

  2. Abby Talks Nonsense

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    oh this is the shit and breast do have pwr i love this.impressive

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