Front Porch Conversations--Six

by Watween

“Why?”

“Oh, God. You’re in another one of your ‘what is the purpose?’ moods, aren’t you?”

“Why?”

“Yeah, you’ve got that look on your face.”

“Why?”

“Because, my friend, you insist on trying to figure out that which makes your brain turn to noodles.”

“Why?”

“Beats me. Do you want me to go get your meditation CD?”

“Why?”

“Because that’s what the doctor told me to do when this happens.”

“Why?”

“Because it helps you snap out of this.”

“Why?”

“Because you’re too stressed out, and you need to relax and forget about trying to figure out the meaning of life.”

“Why?”

“Because humans are too tiny and dumb to figure it out.”

“Why?”

“Why?? I don’t know, okay?! I used to think I had all the answers, but now I’m just not sure anymore!”

”...why?”

“I don’t know why! It’s too much, too much to know why! I can’t do it!”

“Why?”

“Goddamn it! Now you’ve got me crying like a baby with your stupid questions! I hate you!”

”...why?”

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  1. Front Porch Conversations--Six

    g2 (la pianista irlandesa)'s Buddy Icon g2 (la pianista irlandesa)

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    This made my day! shaking head in delight I don’t know how you do it.

  2. Front Porch Conversations--Six

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 2 months ago

    Pure brilliance. Pure genius.

  3. Front Porch Conversations--Six

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    ok so which character do you associate yourself with or are you both? don’t answer it’s better for me to wonder

  4. Front Porch Conversations--Six

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    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Interesting question posed by TMJY !
    I love how the whole existential dilemma posed here, especially since it’s done tongue-in-cheek.

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