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The killer of killers

My name is six of the 33,999th group of the sixteenth case of the forth group,but you can just call me six. I dont remember anything before i was made, but i do know i was almost a peice of non-stick cookware. Which isn’t a bad job unless you are part of the Martha Stewart collection, cause let’s face it you would almost rather be associated with Oprah. The cooking implement gig is great i just needed more action. Another thing that a lot of people don’t know is that non-stick cooking pans are deadly to birds, no shit.
CLICHINK,
PACHOW
“Is it my turn?Oh next, kewl.”
Now where was I? OH yeah the fag. I had a friend number wte7654 and he went out for the cookware gig. Well i am not a homophobe or anything, but he went to work for this guy who was a tad ‘sweet in the feet’. Well the guy leaves the pots on and kills his birds, and because he has no kids emptiness takes him and he commits suicide. Now that pan saw some action, but what are the odds?
CLICHINK
Well I’m up, S&W Bullet#6
PACHOW

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The killer of killers
John Perkins
Posted 3 months ago

This was just weird enough to be funny.
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OrangeOreos
Posted 3 months ago

Agreed.

I had no clue what was going on until the end!
The killer of killers
Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 3 months ago

i just thought a sequel from the bullet’s point of view, would be just my style.lol
The killer of killers
Jenunique
Posted 3 months ago

Now that was different. ;D Great job, of course. At first I thought I was reading about a robot, then I had to read through again to figure out S&W was, (duh) Smith and Wesson. ;) I should have known that the first time through. I’ll blame it on the early morning Alabama heat. _shrug
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thebetweenspace
Posted 3 months ago

The first time through I thought it was about a robot assassin or something like that, but I get it now. Kind of cool to write from the bullet’s perspective. I liked the CLICHINK PACHOW sound.
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Not You
Posted 3 months ago

i love how six is envious of his friend who has seen all the action and the as it turns out he is really inside of his own self (accordinging to the prequels and sequels) the thing in which he envies most. what a wonderful twist and also what awonderful annunciation of how we feel as humans and what we secrectly hope for ourselves expressed in the robot.
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ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫
Posted 3 months ago

this is VERY good.. man..

Funny enough, after the first few words, my thoughts were, “I am not a number; I am a free man!”

anyway.. very very good.
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RainDance
Posted 3 months ago

Unique and simply fantastic.
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User 9841
Posted 3 months ago

i was so confused, i though u were saying u were another type of pan at first lol…

but once u get it it’s really cool. nice!
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Just another writer
Posted 3 months ago

haha wow! that was funny but really good! i will have to say like everyone else that I didn’t get it at first, but I get it now. I havent read alll the prequels yet but I will. haha (thanks for the date-rape comment….?) XD
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Stovohobo
Posted 3 months ago

Once I got it read it again, I was like “that is really cool.” I usually don’t go for the “write from a (fill-in-the-blanks)’s perspective,” but you did this one really well. Like a stream of consciousness from a bullet.
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chakatreatmentson!(LoA)
Posted 3 months ago

I always like stuff written from the perspective of inanimate objects.Even more so when they are deadly.
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invisibility_disability
Posted 3 months ago

very strange…
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PantherStar10
Posted 3 months ago

Wow this was really good when i got to the end cause that was the only part that really made sense! I LIKE IT !!!