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Tina heard a scream in the back room. It was Timmy her four year old son. She turned and ran into the room. There she saw the most gruesome sight she would see in her entire life. I can’t describe it too you, it was so horrible. Lets just say Timmy had exploded.

Tina looked around the room crying, when she saw the cause of this horrible event. The golf pen she had ordered was lying on the ground thirty feet away, caked in blood.

Tina scooped it up and looked down at the label. It said “For ages 5 and older.” Timmy was four.

“Why Timmy?!” she screamed. “Why did you try to use something for ages 5 and older. You should have known the power was too much!”

She then layed there and wept.

The moral of this story is that most of the time, if someone puts a warning label on something, it would be best for all of us if you follow it.

....cause you’ll explode if you don’t.