Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

by Disturbed Youth

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Entry 66-

Flying moisturizer bottles hurt when they hit your mouth

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They really, really, really hurt!

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Hitting a moving vehicle makes your elbow ache

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bacon is really good when burnt

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One ouzo- ok; Two ouzo- tipsy; Three ouzo- woozy; Four ouzo- floor

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 2 months ago

    Four ouzo-floor.

    that’s like martinis.

    I loveloveLOVE your encyclopedia! And trust me darling, it’s not useless.

  2. Disturbed Youth's Useless Encyclopedia

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Bacon is the best when burnt, I must agree.

    But popcorn, on the other hand, is disgusting burnt.

    I do believe there is a story behind the moisturizer bottles…?

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    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 2 months ago

    lol, moisturizer bottles.
    i myself have some experience with that.
    my sister was being stupid one day and threw a bottle of hand sanitizer at me and it gave me a fat lip.

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    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 2 months ago

    Hahaha…hitting a moving vehicle. I smile whenever that image comes to mind. It looks like this: :-D

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    Punkin's Buddy Icon Punkin

    Posted 9 days ago

    i love 70 so true, so true. 5 stars

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