Organising the procedure [Unexpected twist challenge]

by Ridcully Calvert

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“Hello Mrs Jones, please take a seat,” the professional yet kindly looking man in the green smock said.

“I understand your concerns, but you have to think of the advantages. Think about how he slips out at night, comes back bitten and scratched and needs all that care. Really, don’t you think that it would be better for the poor creature if that wasn’t the case?”

“Well, I suppose that you are right, doctor.” her chill demeanour was thawing. “And wouldn’t you like to get rid of all those unwanted pregnancies?” he pressed his advantage.

“You know doctor, ” she said conspiratorially, “Mr Smythe down the street looked at me so crossly in the pharmacy yesterday, I am positive that he thinks Sylvester is responsible for theirs.”

“Don’t worry, Mrs. Jones” he closed the deal, “Here at NinjaVasectomy.com we guarantee discretion. And with our super stealth package deal, our operatives will operate completely under the radar. Your husband will wake up in Tijuana after a heavy boys’ weekend, and never be the wiser.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Organising the procedure [Unexpected twist challenge]

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    hey used to work their and they never gave me my last check. but some reason i still cant have kids?very strange. good story.

  2. Organising the procedure [Unexpected twist challenge]

    Mistress Elsha Hawk's Buddy Icon Mistress Elsha Hawk

    Posted 3 months ago

    LOL , does this have something to do with the same alcoholism that scares away Jehovah’s Witnesses, and writes goofy comments???? Great Twist, love that Sylvester is his name, and now wondering about those scratches and bites….

  3. Organising the procedure [Unexpected twist challenge]

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 3 months ago

    I love the idea of a Ninja Vasectomy. I’d like to see something like that really take off. Though, I’m also worried about the bites and scratches.
    Thanks for the entry.

  4. Organising the procedure [Unexpected twist challenge]

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Ha! I agree the idea of Vasectomy by Ninja is hilarious. I love the last line about the husband waking in Tijuana after a heavy weekend and being none the wiser. Great twist!

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