The Sassy Ultimatum

by thebetweenspace

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“Mind if I keep these?” The officer asked, the Viagra disappearing into his pocket. “I won’t soon forget about this. Put ‘r there, pal.”

When Paul went to shake, his arms were quickly twisted behind his back, his wrists snapped into cuffs.

“I thought we were cool.”

“We’re cool. You and the Law, not so cool.”

“Why don’t you take me instead? He’s had a hard enough night already,” Sassy said, giggling like a school girl. “Besides, he’s too soft for jail. The hardened criminals would eat him alive.”

“Soft, that’s hilarious,” the officer said, laughing.

Paul’s face turned red, shock mingling with embarrassment. With all his scars he looked like an abused strawberry. “You’d do that for me?” he managed. “You don’t even like me.”

“Things change,” Sassy said, winking. “Besides, it’ll give you plenty of time to refill your prescription, Romeo. You better hope to God you’re as good as I remember.”

“And one more thing.” Sassy’s last words gave him chills. “This better not be another one-night-stand.”

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Sassy Ultimatum

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    “Abused strawberry” is a stroke of genius. That Sassy sure is full of sass.

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    Krulltar's Buddy Icon Krulltar

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    too many comments, and not enough space, so I’ll just give you 5 stars instead of my 2 cents. Your safe from my comments….for now.

  3. The Sassy Ultimatum

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 2 months ago

    lol @kruitar.. this story is cool, you get to see another side to ms sassy.

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    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 2 months ago

    ok lets just say that a pair of jeans cost50$ calamigne lotion for scratches cost 7$ and viagra cost 10$ i hear i wouldn’t know, lol, i think she better be good he already has 67 dollars in the bird and aint even put a leg in the crosshairs. i had to use the euphamisms to get yall back for gettin me sucked into this chick flick like this.(and liken it)

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    Krulltar's Buddy Icon Krulltar

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    @TMJY – do you work for mastercard?
    Jeans – $50
    Calamigne lotion – $ 7
    viagra – $10
    having Sassy take the rap for you – priceless
    .
    BTW , Paul has already had a 1 night stand with Sassy at the frat party, but he doesn’t remember her. So techniquely, using your turn of phrase, “he’s already pepper that bird with buck shot.”

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Wow, I don’t visit ficlets for about 12 hours and I come back and find this crazy comment thread.
    Seems like I missed an awesome sequel, too. Great job, TBS . But um, what exactly is Paul being arrested for?
    By the way, I loved the “abused strawberry” bit.

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 2 months ago

    Oh, that was a line I had to cut for space… I think it had something to do with resisting arrest or probable cause.

  8. The Sassy Ultimatum

    ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫'s Buddy Icon ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫

    Posted 2 months ago

    You get 5 stars from me. I’d hate to be an abused strawberry.

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    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 2 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    You’ve got sequel!

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