Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

by Mighty-Joe Young

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Ok you know how sometimes you will be working on a series and noone, i mean noone has yet to say a word, but you do it anyway.(because we are artist and that is what we do.)
But then one day out of the blue, some weirdo comes along and reads all twenty episodes and really read em(like you used that noun as a verb i like that, read em’). Then that series that you didnt understand why noone read, got its second wind, and then Between-Spaces sequels it and Anna helps you out Jenunique makes it creepy and surreal and maybe i comment about how i dont like the breed of dog your hero owns cause they shed, and before you know it, its blown up. That guy who first noticed you was John Perkins.
Well i am not trying to be nice, but john said he wasnt awesome so he couldnt join the LOA . So i would like everyone who agrees to this to please comment and by doing so you will be signing the petition to have John Perkins legaly declared awesome.

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  1. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Robotech_Master's Buddy Icon Robotech_Master

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Yes, he’s awesome, for darned sure.

  2. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Robotech_Master's Buddy Icon Robotech_Master

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    (Though your threat is an empty one; my cat has already had fleas so bad that she’s currently in the kitty hospital for $700 of treatment. :( )

  3. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    i dont have a cat but he is awesome

  4. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    More Ways Than One's Buddy Icon More Ways Than One

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    He sounds awesome. So I am “signing” the petition.

  5. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I don’t own a cat because of but I’ll sign anyway. John Perkins is quite awesome indeed. In my opinion he’s one of the most in depth commentators and a darn good writer to boot.

  6. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Because of horrible allergies, that is.

  7. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I have a cat and we both detest fleas, but I would’ve signed anyways, cat or not, because John Perkins is the bomb diggity. He not only catches mistakes and helps with editing, plus provides insightful comments, he’s also a fabulous author in his own right.

  8. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    RainDance's Buddy Icon RainDance

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Uh oh. I have 2 cats.
    But I would have signed even if I didn’t because John Perkins is always commenting not just to give an opinion but to say something that makes your writing better. And, even more, HIS writing cannot be described with any other word but awesome.

  9. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    chakatreatmentson!(LoA)'s Buddy Icon chakatreatmentson!(LoA)

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Newbie though i am i acquiesce to peer pressure and common sense and sign this petition…I;m gumby damnit!

  10. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    SKermitgorf's Buddy Icon SKermitgorf

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Of course John Perkins is awesome and I would be honored to have him in the LoA.

  11. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Laine the Grey's Buddy Icon Laine the Grey

    Posted 3 months ago

    Umm, okay; but only because my cat needs to be kept “flea free” (whatever that means).

  12. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 3 months ago

    Wow, that’s pretty cool. Thanks. I appreciate all the kind words. Kind of blows me away.
    However, I must confess. I comment for somewhat selfish reasons. One, I think that if I comment on someone’s story, they might go and read one of mine. And two, I find it helpful as a writer to practice editing. Reading with a critical eye helps me in my own works, though I do enjoy it when I can help someone make their piece better.
    So thanks again. Totally unexpected. I almost teared up. Almost.

  13. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 3 months ago

    Oh and Robotech, I really hope your cat gets better.

  14. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Jenunique's Buddy Icon Jenunique

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    :D
    Of all the animals in and around my home, not a single cat wanders.
    However, I will petition that John Perkins is, indeed, utterly awesome in his writing and critique.

  15. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫'s Buddy Icon ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫

    Posted 3 months ago

    @John: The reasons behind WHY you comment, i think, are irrelevant. The fact that you do comment, and are constructive is what this is all about.

    you have my vote! :)

  16. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 3 months ago

    I must argee as well. John Perkins is pretty awesome. And I think it would be silly of him not to note THX right this minute and ask for a spot in the LoA!! Of course.. if he’s not on.. he should do it as soon as he does sign on! =)
    LoA

  17. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Stovohobo's Buddy Icon Stovohobo

    Posted 3 months ago

    Yes. Yes. And yes to your other statement too. Those have all happened to me, just not recently (people don’t like to sequel my stuff anymore [sad face]). And Yes, I’ll sign the petition (sure don’t want my cat getting fleas).

  18. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Music-Hearted's Buddy Icon Music-Hearted

    Posted 3 months ago

    No tengo un gato. However, I will sign anyway, because John Perkins is most definitely Awesome.
    LoA

  19. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    [pens&feathers]'s Buddy Icon [pens&feathers]

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Whoo-hoo! Yes, I agree! John was the first fan of one of my first collaborative series’, The Castle in the Air. His comments were always helpful and encouraging. And he is indeed awesome. :]

  20. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Go John!

    ‘Nough said.

  21. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Krulltar's Buddy Icon Krulltar

    Posted 3 months ago

    John Rocks. End of Discussion. Now put him in your League or else !

  22. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Emmyful's Buddy Icon Emmyful

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’d sign a petition for him any day! He really is awesome!

  23. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 3 months ago

    Signing. He belongs in the league!

  24. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    KevMullins' Buddy Icon KevMullins

    Posted 3 months ago

    Ha, lolololololol. That really made me LOL . Yes John IS the bomb. Great to see him get the appreciation he deserves. Bravo

  25. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    XxjerseyxgirlxX's Buddy Icon XxjerseyxgirlxX

    Posted 3 months ago

    1) I don’t have a cat
    2) Whats the LOA
    3) He soooo didn’t notice me first
    4) What the hell are you talking about/

  26. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Fantasy's Buddy Icon Fantasy

    Posted 3 months ago

    john is awesome. JOIN THE LoA!!!

  27. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Browncoatben's Buddy Icon Browncoatben

    Posted 3 months ago

    I think John has read everything I’ve written. And I’m flattered with every comment. I’ve enjoyed (though not commented enough) on his stuff. He’s a hell of a writer, a hell of an editor, and an all-round hoopy frood.

    Let’s make his awesomeness official!

  28. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    penguincaptain18's Buddy Icon penguincaptain18

    Posted 3 months ago

    I completely agree with everyone (except jerseygirl cuz she’s a bit lost). John is overtly awesome. He is one of the first people to read my stories and comment. He once found a very serious typo in the title of one of my ficlets and I always find his comments helpful and motivational (even if he calls my character disturbed). I have 3 cats but they’re all inside cats so little chance of fleas but I would sign this petition regardless! John deserves to be in the LoA!!!

  29. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    XxjerseyxgirlxX's Buddy Icon XxjerseyxgirlxX

    Posted 3 months ago

    Ok, I’ll sign if ANYBODY answers my questions.

  30. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    One Time, One Chance's Buddy Icon One Time, One Chance

    Posted 3 months ago

    XxjerseyxgirlxX:
    1.) Perhaps you should get one, they are quite nice to have around.
    2.) LoA = League of Awesomeness.
    3.) John cannot be on every waking moment of his life; it’s not his fault if your stories aren’t in the “Most Recent/Active/Popular” column when he is on.
    4.) I think you should visit his profile and check out his stories; then you’ll know.
    ~
    I sign this, and by signing this I forcingly command John to be in the LoA, for he truly is awesome and deserves it=].

  31. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Valley Fey/Pinprick's Buddy Icon Valley Fey/Pinprick

    Posted 3 months ago

    I support this motion.

    And XxjerseygirlxX, as One Time, One Chance explained, the League of Awesomeness is a group of writers who have dedicated their ficlet careers to being awesome. Oh, and he probably noticed you before I did. Which was right now.

  32. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Ridcully Calvert's Buddy Icon Ridcully Calvert

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I always find myself liking the stuff that John writes, and some of his comments have had me in hysterics.

    So I definitely second your motion.

    Arbitrating some awesomeness in John’s general direction

    LoA
    [Ridcully Calvert: Supreme Vice Arbiter of Awesomeness]

  33. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    XxjerseyxgirlxX's Buddy Icon XxjerseyxgirlxX

    Posted 3 months ago

    I, XxjerseyxgirlxX, sign this declaring John Perkins awesome.

  34. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Laine the Grey's Buddy Icon Laine the Grey

    Posted 3 months ago

    Yes, I can relate to Mr. Perkins motives. And, I will sign again, even though he can’t spout off lyrics to Billy Joel songs.

  35. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    So when is enuff enuff John when will you take your place as the high Potentate of awesome, or Potentate of the lost ark, come on john you are awesome.

  36. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    John Perkins' Buddy Icon John Perkins

    Posted 3 months ago

    Well, given the outpouring of support here (which I am truly humbled by and thankful for), along with the fact that this comment will put me on the active authors list I guess I should note THX . Now I just need a title.
    Again, thank you everyone for the kind words. And Traf, you’re one crazy mo-fo.

  37. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    THX 0477's Buddy Icon THX 0477

    Posted 3 months ago

    Sorry I missed all this hub-bub, as I’ve been away with some important business. Consider yourself in, John.

  38. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Apostrophe 's Buddy Icon Apostrophe

    Posted 3 months ago

    John Perkins is one of the kindest most helpful people on here. I have noted him at length about various topics. He reminds me of one of those popular teachers at school. And they are popular for the right reasons. Like, Kindness,patience, and a deep passion for helping others. He is that type of person. He flat out rocks! I owe him a debt of gratitude, for all his help. Hes the best!

  39. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    invisibility_disability's Buddy Icon invisibility_disability

    Posted 3 months ago

    john perkins is sweet and his icon reminds me of my friend that moved to iowa whom i miss dearly.
    so double points for you, john.
    also, he definitely definitely definitely without a doubt is waaaaaaay more awesome than i could ever dream of being.
    i am signing (though i have no cat) because john perkins should obviously be declared legally AWESOME .

  40. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    JLaughter's Buddy Icon JLaughter

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I dunno, guys. JP’s definitely cool, but I dunno…doesn’t he just seem a little, canadian to some of you? He smells of maple syrup.

    Jokes aside, I’m all for it!John can be the fleas on my cat any day! If I ever get a cat…if it ever wants fleas, or if I don’t kill it when it does get fleas. I think he’s commented on everything I’ve ever done, so he’s A-OK in my book!

  41. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)'s Buddy Icon PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    Posted 3 months ago

    I think JP is a homeless bum who lives on a dirty mattress in some hole where he has squirreled away a laptop with a wireless connection. And all he does all day is ficletting. That’s apart from sneaking to the internet café and begging for some coffee off a passing stranger or squeal at the owner because his connection is slow. It’s the only explanation I have for how he is able to read all stories, comment and write some of his own. All that’s definitely awesome! Thusly I’m signing this petition.

  42. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)'s Buddy Icon PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)

    Posted 3 months ago

    Oh and it’s probably also why his profile picture is a very stylistic image of a boy. A picture of the real JP would scare the bejesus out of us. ;-) No offense JP.

  43. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Alexa ♥'s Buddy Icon Alexa ♥

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    He sounds awesome to me, but since he’s already in the LoA, I guess I don’t have to sign him in.
    .
    What I found most interesting was that Ficlets are now legally binding. That was totally new information.

  44. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Jamie Rose's Buddy Icon Jamie Rose

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I also think he should join. What else is there to say? Everyone already said all the things I was going to! John Perkins should definitely be in the LoA, he commented on some of my first stories. Thanks, JP :D!

    Also, sorry, this may sound a little dumb, but what exactly does Most Active authors mean?

  45. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    suspensetaken's Buddy Icon suspensetaken

    Posted 3 months ago

    i am officially signing this..he is awesome

  46. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    NightMaiden's Buddy Icon NightMaiden

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I’m signing! And it’s not only because I don’t want my cat to get fleas. XD

  47. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    paper flowers' Buddy Icon paper flowers

    Posted 3 months ago

    John you’re awesome!
    Yay, my cats are flea free!
    But seriously… John you rule

  48. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Punkin's Buddy Icon Punkin

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Two thumbs up! Hope this means your offically awesome.

  49. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Oy's Buddy Icon Oy

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Go Perkins! WOOOOH !

  50. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    OrangeOreos' Buddy Icon OrangeOreos

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    Man…

    This has got to be the most commented ficlet I’ve ever seen…

  51. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    people love their cats what can i say

  52. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Bartimaeus' Buddy Icon Bartimaeus

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I smile for thee named John Perkins! For he is indeed an extroardinary ficleteer. I’ve read many of his comments on my fellow ficleteers’ stories, and he does a no-less-than-amazing job of it. Congrats, and it puts a smile on my face to see so much support from everyone here.

    clang

    -And there goes my 2 cents in the penny jar…

  53. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    music.is.life.'s Buddy Icon music.is.life.

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    john perkins.=amazing.
    end of the freaking story.
    no arguments should be aroused.
    right?
    right.
    john is one amazing….err…ficleteer.

  54. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    music.is.life.'s Buddy Icon music.is.life.

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    john perkins.=amazing.
    end of the freaking story.
    no arguments should be aroused.
    right?
    right.
    john is one amazing….err…ficleteer.

  55. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    music.is.life.'s Buddy Icon music.is.life.

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    sorry for the double post.damn computer.
    shakes head

  56. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    S. Lynn's Buddy Icon S. Lynn

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    John Perkins is definatly amazing! Of course I will sign! I know he is already in the LoA, but still! Besides, my cats just got their flea drops, so they will be good for a month!

  57. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Lone Writer's Buddy Icon Lone Writer

    Posted 3 months ago

    The LoA Needs awesome peole like that!
    LoA

  58. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Distant Memories' Buddy Icon Distant Memories

    Posted 3 months ago

    GO JOHN ! So far my cats haven’t gotten fleas but I’m not taking any chances. Wait! Is that a flea on Shadow’s back?!?!? lol. Good luck being awesome.

  59. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    Trafalmadorian_ShiningStar's Buddy Icon Trafalmadorian_ShiningStar

    Posted 3 months ago

    Alright I have no Idea who john perkins is but I’m going to sign this because my cat has enought fleas hahah

  60. Petition To Have John Perkins Legally Declared Awesome. Sign It Or Your Cat Will Get Fleas.

    g2 (la pianista irlandesa)'s Buddy Icon g2 (la pianista irlandesa)

    Posted 2 months ago

    Woo! Signing! Go John Perkins!
    (and no, I don’t got no kitty cat)

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