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Mistress Elsha Always Gets Her Man.(Loa 2075 challenge.)

The flying sand ground everything down to a mirrored polish in the wasteland known as the great St.Louis desert.
The two men stood gaurd at the arch to the enormous domed city.
“Hey i just got two prisoners to bring into the High Potante, they got quite a price on their heads.”
The bounty hunter flashed the badge and the warrants, then the gaurds nodded their heads.
“These two have been on the run since that benedict BrowncoatBen Thx betrayed the brothers of the order.”
The gaurds pointed towards a gallows in the sandstorm and said,
“They’ll get what Christina got, If John Perkins has anything to say about it.”
The bounty hunter replies,” Stevehobo put up more of a fight than Mighty-Joe, but i got em.”
The Gaurd drew an L.O.A in the sand, and winked at the bounty hunter before saying, “But Mistress Elsha always gets her
man.”
A few minutes later shots rang out in the city as the bounty hunter and the prisoners stampeded past the gaurds.
Someone yelled,
“THEY KILLED JOHN PERKINS ”

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OrangeOreos
Posted 3 months ago

NOOOO !!!

It can’t be!

They’re killing Ficlets!

And John Perkins is dead!

Woe is the world!
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.:band baby:.
Posted 3 months ago

wow.. i’m a little confuesed..
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Mask By The Moon
Posted 3 months ago

so am I…
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chakatreatmentson!(LoA)
Posted 3 months ago

I’m sure he’ll survive the assasination attempt , but now must go in to hiding….
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Ana Cristina
Posted 3 months ago

I can’t believe this. As if the sweet Mistress Elsha Hawk would ever be responsible for something like this. But I guess that’s what makes it so funny.
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Ana Cristina
Posted 3 months ago

And poor John Perkins! First you write a petition paying tribute to him, and now you kill him off? For shame, Trafalmadorian, for shame! :p
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penguincaptain18
Posted 3 months ago

I don’t know if this was supposed to make me laugh or I just have a very twisted sense of humor but this cracks me up. Of course I’m utterly devasted that (from what I gathered) the League turned on itself and members started giving up other members but I really like how you portrayed it all. The dialouges great and so are the descriptions. Great job!
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 3 months ago

ok sorry john but ego must give way to fiction, and penguincaptain thanks for figuring it all out. I am on a trip right now and my wife usually reads my stuff and says doesnt make sense enuff times till it does lol
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invisibility_disability
Posted 3 months ago

really confused.
by the way, it’s spelled “stovohobo.” all O’s. no E’s. :)
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ALRO613 ♪ LoA ♫
Posted 3 months ago

Oh no!!! The HUMAAANITY !
John can’t be dead .. he’s just getting started!

We are gathered here today to mourn the death of our brother!!

It was still an entertaining read tho!
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Krulltar
Posted 3 months ago

Reading this ficlet brought out my raw emotional rage, and made me want to punch my monitor. I imagine a sequel going something like this:
killing Awesomers makes Krulltar angry. you no like Krulltar when he angry
”Stevehobo put up more of a fight than Mighty-Joe, but i got em.”
Krulltar angry!!
“THEY KILLED JOHN PERKINS ”
Krulltar smash! Krulltar smash everything
(btw, I’m now calling you guys Awesomers)
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 3 months ago

you are a type of twisted i can really get behind krultar
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paper flowers
Posted 3 months ago

What a scary thought, killing us innocent ficlet members. Great, twisted version of the future though. :)
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 3 months ago

none of us are innocent mr flowers
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thebetweenspace
Posted 3 months ago

That was hilarious and utterly chaotic. Strange enough, my favorite bit of writing on this page was: you are a type of twisted i can really get behind Krulltar. That cracked me up. And, yeah, it’s hilarious that you spent all that energy getting John Perkins canonized and now you kill him off. What a dirty shame.
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John Perkins
Posted 3 months ago

This is freakin’ hilarious. Difficult to follow, but well worth the effort to try.
And I don’t feel bad for being killed off. It kind of knocks me back down a peg after all the undue hub-bub from the petition. A quick dose of humility is good for the spirit.
One of the funniest things I’ve read here in a long time. And I’ve read some of my stuff recently, so that’s saying something.
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RainDance
Posted 3 months ago

No, no, I really don’t think your allowed to kill John Perkins. He wouldn’t be able to write any more and that’s sooo not a possibility I’m willing to think about.
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Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 3 months ago

“My minions! Seek out the betrayers!!
No! Not my John!
They will pay!”

Okay so I get to be evil, once. It’s like Halloween!
Did you read the basis for my screenname? Elsha is a rogue night elf.
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PyroPunk 51 (PPP LoA)
Posted 3 months ago

This is freaky. very good start
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Lone Writer
Posted 3 months ago

That’s pretty awesome stuff right there!
LoA
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S. Lynn
Posted 3 months ago

It seems like John always dies! Awesome! (Not that john dies…the story I mean….)
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Punkin
Posted 3 months ago

For some reason reading this during the wee hours of the morning, seems to help it make sense. I like it. Maybe John Perkins isn’t dead, but faked his death, to avoid peril.
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Stovohobo
Posted 3 months ago

I would, too, I would. But now I’m the victim. [sigh].
But seriously, this was awesome. I love your inclusion of everyone.
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Unidentified
Posted 2 months ago

Great job! Maybe just a little hard to follow but it was funny and creative. I really liked it!
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Master Em
Posted about 1 month ago

So this is how it started :P lol!