Stupid Ideas

by Never Explain

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After standing in front of Colleen’s door, trying to pry off my shock collar and open the door at the same time, for a few minutes, I started to wander around.

In the lunch room, I overheard some pretty cool conversations going on. there was this one lanky-and-tired-looking guy who was talking animatedly about what I thought was his job. He must have been some kind of entrepreneur or somethin’.

“You’d be amazed at how much you can make.” He grinned. “I make so much of this….”

Aha!!!! There’s a good idea!!

I heard about what that guy was talking about on courtTV once!

A ran up to Colleen’s door and knocked. She answered by looking at me blankly through the threshold.

“Colleen, Colleen, Colleen I gots an idea on how I could help!!!” I said. “I should- OOOWWW !!!!”

I got shocked by my collar, but she heard the rest of my scentence.

Next thing I knew, Colleen was yelling at me:

“ JOSH !!! WE ARE NOT GOING TO SET UP A METH LAB !!!!“

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. Stupid Ideas

    .:band baby:.'s Buddy Icon .:band baby:.

    Posted 3 months ago

    hahaha, I love the last line! very nice, very nice.
    LoA

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    Blusparrow's Buddy Icon Blusparrow

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    lol, a meth lab? For what? lol
    LoA

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted 3 months ago

    Nice last line. Thanks for the sequel. Instant inspiration. Sequelled.

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    Dreamer's Buddy Icon Dreamer

    Posted 2 months ago

    LOL ! nice.

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    Mask By The Moon's Buddy Icon Mask By The Moon

    Posted about 1 month ago

    Ahem! Forgetting somethign?

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