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Anna Cristina's New Pic The Poem.

by Mighty-Joe Young

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Have you ever seen someone almost everyday
And they are gentile and proper in the scholarly way

Then crow is served up as a very true dish
When her hair becomes sexy and almost Jewish.

Did she transform did she morph in some sexy new way
Or did she bewitch my Jew eyes to not look away

If i scoffed at her new pic you could cry perjury
She’s baby from Dirt dancing before the surgery.

I dont need to tell you about that movie’s sin
I was a boy in fourth grade when hormones kicked in.

I have a stitched laceration in the center of my head.
Because i called my wife Anna last night in our bed

I ran around the bedroom in tumultous pain
Damn that curly hair, my wife knocked out my brain.

This new pic situation is getting out of hand
Please make it less sexy its more than i can stand.

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John Perkins
Posted 2 months ago

Ha ha. I can’t believe you actually posted this. Well, I can believe it, but I’m dumbfounded by how you walk with those gigantic balls dangling between your legs.
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

see the quagmire series leopard print thongs keep them up tight.
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John Perkins
Posted 2 months ago

Giggity giggity.
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[ wall.doll ]
Posted 2 months ago

Oh my. I’m definitely going to have to agree with Perkins: you’ve got some cojones, brother. Big ‘uns, for sure, haha.
But I doubt she’ll mind. How could you not take this as a compliment? Especially coming from someone fond of leopard print…anything, let alone thongs.
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

Hey did my wooooing make you change your name because that is like the ripple causing a sunami huh?
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

oh i am sorry pen up i thought you were the other pen but i do like your betty page esque pen up pic maybe i feel another bout of iambic pentameter coming on. just needlin yah.lol
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thebetweenspace
Posted 2 months ago

With John, I’m completely dumbfounded that you actually posted this, but I couldn’t help but laugh throughout. When her hair becomes sexy and almost Jewish? Something else, my friend. You are something else. LOL .
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Ana Cristina
Posted 2 months ago

Oh. My. God. I couldn’t believe my eyes when I read the title, but after reading this? Too funny. Thanks for the acknowledgment. I’m actually blushing and might just change my pic, I’m that flustered.
There’s only one line I have issue with:
She’s baby from Dirt dancing before the surgery.
My nose is NOT big! LOL
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Ana Cristina
Posted 2 months ago

For the record, I changed my pic so as to not cause any more marital strife and/or comparisons to Jennifer Grey. ;p
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John Perkins
Posted 2 months ago

Until you actually pointed that out Ana, I thought he was talking about a character from the FX show Dirt. I always associate Jennifer Grey as Ferris’s sister anyway.
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted 2 months ago

look i think i speak for all of america when i say baby was hot nobody puts baby in a corner, but after the surgery she was one in a million and couldnt even co star with eric roberts. so it was a compliment.
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RainDance
Posted 2 months ago

Oh my gosh this was hysterical. I almost fell over laughing.
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thebetweenspace
Posted 2 months ago

I do agree that Baby was way hotter before the surgery.
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Mistress Elsha Hawk
Posted 2 months ago

Ana is a good sport! You do have guts, Mr. Rabble Rouser, (which I think fits you better than your other names). I’d laugh out loud if it weren’t nap time at home. :)
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Flute Loop<33
Posted about 1 month ago

I agree with everything everyone said above
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Mighty-Joe Young
Posted about 1 month ago

@flute Well i’ll show you!!! I disagree with all the comments below me hahaha. lol

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Mighty-Joe Young

route 2 box 666 hueca mundo right past los noches then turn in front of the el diablo loco between taco hell and walmart

i bet you wouldn't have guessed this is me.

Series i am proud of
Kira and Mardy with mistress Elsha Hawk
http://ficlets.com/stories/29402

Peripheral Evil With Jenunique
http://ficlets.com/stories/35765

Solomon’s Curse Miniseries
http://ficlets.com/stories/40186

The Tempting Of Heath Ledger Miniseries
http://ficlets.com/stories/38323

The zombie western
http://ficlets.com/stories/34114

Hopi indian mythology craziness
http://ficlets.com/stories/edit/33486

Well Before i joined the league of Awesomeness and recieved my new title (trumpets blaze champagne falls from the sky and velvet ropes part) as AWESOME POSSUM i was a gardner for the shiba clan who found a mask and then was transformed into the purple crime fighter the maxx who lived in a card board box or slept on julie winter’s couch but i could only be on vacation so long so i returning to my life as a gardner where i was savagely murdered by a new strain of pink izz. Then i awoke in hueco mundo as a flea with a tiny hollow hole in my hand and a mask shaped like mr gone. Well after centuries of fighting and becomeing a vasto lord then with the help of the hougyku i became the number 9 espada. Well after the death of the Hollow king, Lord plankton, the yoda of arrancar times got hard and i had to get a job as a cashier at the walmart in hueco mundo, its kind of a dreary job being part of an evil empire with plans on enslaving the human race and robbing mankind of freewill, but walmart does have insurance. speaking of that i need to call my supervisor ganju sheeba and ask him if hinataro is going to cover my shift, so i don’t miss my name earl, cause hamtaro is coming over with liono and gargamel since my wife the most beautiful soul in hueco mundo, little alibye espada number one king of the hollows, the hatshepsut of bankai, is at the strip bar with the shinigami women’s association tonight

favorite quote This is gettin serious boys get mama’s plastic stripper shoes out yer lego box.

“I used to do drugs, i still do but i used to, also.” Mitch hedmon
“I used to have a crack problem, but now i don’t smoke it anymore, hardly ever that much.” Flavor flav or Paula Abdul, pick one.

Anyone who eats room temperature cheese from a can won’t mind if it glows in the dark.

I am not stupid, i do know how to burn a jesus face into a grilled cheese sandwich,THANK YOU!

Well you are going to regret this and when you go to hallmark to buy a card to ask me to forgive you they aren’t going to have one because its too specific.
favorite tomb stone inscriptions
Everything is beautiful and nothing hurts

Here lies the truth because he never told it.

Ike was a womanizer and he cheated at cards

I’ll miss you red i hear they don’t have cats in heaven

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Published on July 08, 2008.

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