The Androgynous Prince

by thebetweenspace

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I deflected Skyler’s question by asking a question of my own. A little tactic I learned from a latino nomad named Jesus. Truth be told, Lisa and I made several stops before returning to the present. Jesus was a perfect gentleman, but Pedro, well, that was a different story altogether. “I think the better question is where are we gonna go?”

“New Year’s Eve right before Y2K , bro. We have got to give the millennium a proper send off.”

That is when rule #2 first captured our attention.

How could I have forgotten that my friend died prematurely in a car crash in the summer of 1999? Needless to say, what was left of his charred bones materialized in the time machine next to us on the last day of 1999 just before Frank and I pretended not to watch Lisa have animalistic sex with Prince.

Never saw that coming either.

I guess androgynous doesn’t equal gay, exactly. I have learned my lesson, however. We won’t go anywhere near a Marilyn Manson concert in the past or future. I can guarantee you that.

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Average Reader Rating: 5.0 stars out of 5

  1. The Androgynous Prince

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    I like the part about learning the tactic from Jesus. Only you two could write a series that involves Prince, Marilyn Manson, and Jesus. The last pgh here made me laugh out loud.

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    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    hey you ever see the episode where charle murphy plays basletball with prince?

  3. The Androgynous Prince

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    @ sexy hair you left out Neil diamond the fonz dr who and marty mcfly

  4. The Androgynous Prince

    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    We have got to get Charlie Murphy into this series, somehow. Dave Chapelle was a freaking genius (until the demands of corporate America did him in)!

  5. The Androgynous Prince

    Ana Cristina's Buddy Icon Ana Cristina

    Posted 3 months ago

    5.0 out of 5 stars

    You have a point, Monsieur T. Neil Diamond, the Fonz, Dr. Who and Marty Mcfly are all worth the mention. And I agree with you, tbs, Dave Chapelle was a freaking genius. I feel bad for the poor guy.

  6. The Androgynous Prince

    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    did dave chapelle die? i got the charlie murphy ficlet cookin but i hate to have to tell you like this but they couldnt have met jesus or peter unless it was jesus the cook at el polo loco and peter frampton because you can only travel in your own time frame. so you have to use the time machine and make this comment not make sense i am crackin up as i am typing this

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    thebetweenspace's Buddy Icon thebetweenspace

    Posted 3 months ago

    You made a good point, so I hopped into the time machine and made it utter nonsense. And, no, Chapelle didn’t die, he just went sorta crazy.

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    Mighty-Joe Young's Buddy Icon Mighty-Joe Young

    Posted 3 months ago

    sometimes its a side effect of genius you know ts elliot wrote the wastle strapped to a table in a sanitarium with only one arm free- and undergoing shock treatment.

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