Ficlets

“A what?”

“A Ganesh. Bone up our your culture would ya!”

“Scuse me if I don’t know Indian culture like you do.”

“You could at least not stare at me like I’m crazy.”

“Sorry, sorry. I couldn’t help it.”

“Couldn’t help it?”

“Yeah. That shirt is practically eating you alive.”

“Are you callin’ me anorexic?”

“Oh dear. Here we go again.”

“You don’t just go ‘round callin’ people anorexic!”

“I ain’t callin’ you anorexic.. Just really skinny.”

“There ya’ go again. Why dontcha go criticize yourself for once.”

“Eh. Don’t feel like it really.”

“Whatever you say.”

“That’s right. Prince Abubu.”

“You watch too much Aladdin.”